Columns show selecting teams in first-selection order. Multiple picks in one round stay together; replay follows overall pick order. Original ownership, where recorded, appears separately in the report cards.
Complete manager report cards
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Every selection is listed below, without replay or hover. Year-one points minus the average for nearby overall picks (±6 slots) in completed seasons gives “vs slot.” Baselines pool in-scope leagues separately for redraft, startup, and rookie drafts. A letter grade requires at least five graded teams. Team grades rank average points above or below slot within this draft: A/B/C/D/F in 20% bands; tied averages share the best rank in their tie. Imports and incomplete scoring seasons receive no grade.
Ya Down With ODB? · 3 picks · 3 graded
Average vs slot: +32.1 points · total +96.4 ÷ 3 graded picks · rank 1 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Alvin Kamara (#17, +124.5). Worst pick: Jamaal Williams (#27, -15.8).
The Other Black Guy in this League · 5 picks · 5 graded
Average vs slot: +21.5 points · total +107.7 ÷ 5 graded picks · rank 2 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Leonard Fournette (#5, +70.2). Worst pick: ArDarius Stewart (#41, -11.5).
Straight Outta Bikini Bottom · 3 picks · 3 graded
Average vs slot: +12.4 points · total +37.3 ÷ 3 graded picks · rank 3 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Christian McCaffrey (#4, +54.8). Worst pick: David Njoku (#12, -35.3).
The Medulla Oblongata · 4 picks · 4 graded
Average vs slot: +11.2 points · total +44.9 ÷ 4 graded picks · rank 4 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: DeShone Kizer (#11, +57.2). Worst pick: Elijah Hood (#60, -7.2).
No Bad JuJu · 3 picks · 3 graded
Average vs slot: +8.1 points · total +24.3 ÷ 3 graded picks · rank 5 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: JuJu Smith-Schuster (#20, +37.6). Worst pick: Adam Shaheen (#44, -7.6).
Frosted Covered Mini Wheatons · 7 picks · 7 graded
Average vs slot: +5.0 points · total +34.9 ÷ 7 graded picks · rank 6 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Kareem Hunt (#21, +128.5). Worst pick: Mike Williams (#9, -80.0).
Mr. Peanutbutter's House · 5 picks · 5 graded
Average vs slot: -12.0 points · total -60.2 ÷ 5 graded picks · rank 7 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Elijah McGuire (#50, -3.6). Worst pick: Joe Mixon (#2, -22.9).
The Tosche Station Power Converters · 3 picks · 3 graded
Average vs slot: -16.1 points · total -48.2 ÷ 3 graded picks · rank 8 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Joshua Dobbs (#59, -6.6). Worst pick: Curtis Samuel (#19, -32.3).
Not The Beans · 8 picks · 8 graded
Average vs slot: -17.4 points · total -139.4 ÷ 8 graded picks · rank 9 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Aaron Jones (#40, +13.9). Worst pick: Patrick Mahomes (#14, -52.1).
No Longer The Only Black Guy In This League · 6 picks · 6 graded
Average vs slot: -18.6 points · total -111.7 ÷ 6 graded picks · rank 10 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Corey Clement (#54, -7.7). Worst pick: Zay Jones (#18, -36.5).
The Morning Show Mafia · 9 picks · 9 graded
Average vs slot: -26.2 points · total -236.0 ÷ 9 graded picks · rank 11 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Marshawn Lynch (#13, +57.1). Worst pick: John Ross (#3, -112.3).
Finn's Finishers · 4 picks · 4 graded
Average vs slot: -38.3 points · total -153.1 ÷ 4 graded picks · rank 12 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Ben Watson (#45, +0.4). Worst pick: Corey Davis (#1, -120.6).