Columns show selecting teams in first-selection order. Multiple picks in one round stay together; replay follows overall pick order. Original ownership, where recorded, appears separately in the report cards.
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Every selection is listed below, without replay or hover. Year-one points minus the average for nearby overall picks (±6 slots) in completed seasons gives “vs slot.” Baselines pool in-scope leagues separately for redraft, startup, and rookie drafts. A letter grade requires at least five graded teams. Team grades rank average points above or below slot within this draft: A/B/C/D/F in 20% bands; tied averages share the best rank in their tie. Imports and incomplete scoring seasons receive no grade.
My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy Team · 5 picks · 5 graded
Average vs slot: +23.1 points · total +115.3 ÷ 5 graded picks · rank 1 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Kareem Hunt (#19, +179.7). Worst pick: Mike Williams (#2, -116.9).
Ray Rice's Council Of Ladies · 1 picks · 1 graded
Average vs slot: +11.8 points · total +11.8 ÷ 1 graded picks · rank 2 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Deshaun Watson (#41, +11.8). Worst pick: Deshaun Watson (#41, +11.8).
Real Human Beans · 7 picks · 7 graded
Average vs slot: +2.2 points · total +15.3 ÷ 7 graded picks · rank 3 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Leonard Fournette (#1, +54.1). Worst pick: Zay Jones (#11, -55.3).
The Salty Spitoon · 2 picks · 2 graded
Average vs slot: -8.7 points · total -17.4 ÷ 2 graded picks · rank 4 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Gerald Everett (#45, -8.2). Worst pick: Donnel Pumphrey (#57, -9.2).
The story of Zach Cain's fapping pain · 4 picks · 4 graded
Average vs slot: -11.1 points · total -44.2 ÷ 4 graded picks · rank 5 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Stacy Coley (#50, -5.8). Worst pick: De'Veon Smith (#35, -13.2).
The Scare Jews · 6 picks · 6 graded
Average vs slot: -11.9 points · total -71.6 ÷ 6 graded picks · rank 6 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Christian McCaffrey (#4, +107.5). Worst pick: John Ross (#8, -86.1).
Will Tye the Science Guy · 6 picks · 6 graded
Average vs slot: -15.4 points · total -92.2 ÷ 6 graded picks · rank 7 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: (#48, -6.8). Worst pick: JuJu Smith-Schuster (#12, -31.2).
Paisley's Punishers · 4 picks · 4 graded
Average vs slot: -15.6 points · total -62.5 ÷ 4 graded picks · rank 8 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Brian Hoyer (#49, -4.8). Worst pick: Curtis Samuel (#16, -42.9).
The Smokeland Vapers · 7 picks · 7 graded
Average vs slot: -18.5 points · total -129.2 ÷ 7 graded picks · rank 9 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Minnesota Vikings (#59, +7.4). Worst pick: Cooper Kupp (#13, -51.0).
The Muffin Men · 6 picks · 6 graded
Average vs slot: -20.8 points · total -124.8 ÷ 6 graded picks · rank 10 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Jordan Leggett (#54, -7.7). Worst pick: Dalvin Cook (#6, -48.2).
Grrrr Mondays · 6 picks · 6 graded
Average vs slot: -29.2 points · total -175.3 ÷ 6 graded picks · rank 11 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Nathan Peterman (#55, -8.3). Worst pick: David Njoku (#10, -54.2).
Entertainment 720 · 6 picks · 6 graded
Average vs slot: -30.0 points · total -179.8 ÷ 6 graded picks · rank 12 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Mitchell Trubisky (#40, -12.0). Worst pick: Corey Davis (#5, -93.4).