Columns show selecting teams in first-selection order. Multiple picks in one round stay together; replay follows overall pick order. Original ownership, where recorded, appears separately in the report cards.
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Every selection is listed below, without replay or hover. Year-one points minus the average for nearby overall picks (±6 slots) in completed seasons gives “vs slot.” Baselines pool in-scope leagues separately for redraft, startup, and rookie drafts. A letter grade requires at least five graded teams. Team grades rank average points above or below slot within this draft: A/B/C/D/F in 20% bands; tied averages share the best rank in their tie. Imports and incomplete scoring seasons receive no grade.
The Medulla Oblongata · 4 picks · 4 graded
Average vs slot: +44.6 points · total +178.5 ÷ 4 graded picks · rank 1 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Ezekiel Elliott (#1, +216.3). Worst pick: Malcolm Mitchell (#25, -17.4).
Straight Outta Bikini Bottom · 5 picks · 5 graded
Average vs slot: +30.5 points · total +152.6 ÷ 5 graded picks · rank 2 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Dak Prescott (#60, +240.3). Worst pick: Leonte Carroo (#19, -32.3).
Mr. Peanutbutter's House · 6 picks · 6 graded
Average vs slot: +0.6 points · total +3.8 ÷ 6 graded picks · rank 3 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Jordan Howard (#24, +127.5). Worst pick: Josh Doctson (#6, -101.2).
Ya Down With ODB? · 4 picks · 4 graded
Average vs slot: -3.0 points · total -11.9 ÷ 4 graded picks · rank 4 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Michael Thomas (#9, +12.4). Worst pick: Keyarris Garrett (#26, -16.4).
The LA Sweat · 4 picks · 4 graded
Average vs slot: -14.5 points · total -58.0 ÷ 4 graded picks · rank 5 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Devin Lucien (#52, -7.3). Worst pick: C.J. Prosise (#16, -24.3).
The Team Formerly Known As Team 11 · 5 picks · 5 graded
Average vs slot: -16.2 points · total -81.0 ÷ 5 graded picks · rank 6 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Kevin Hogan (#55, -8.3). Worst pick: Hunter Henry (#15, -31.1).
The Only Black Guy In This League · 4 picks · 4 graded
Average vs slot: -21.5 points · total -86.0 ÷ 4 graded picks · rank 7 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Devontae Booker (#23, -1.7). Worst pick: Derrick Henry (#11, -68.8).
Frosted Covered Mini Wheatons · 6 picks · 6 graded
Average vs slot: -27.5 points · total -165.3 ÷ 6 graded picks · rank 8 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: DeAndre Washington (#41, -1.3). Worst pick: Kenneth Dixon (#7, -92.8).
Nobody's Burfict · 4 picks · 4 graded
Average vs slot: -28.0 points · total -112.0 ÷ 4 graded picks · rank 9 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Alex Collins (#46, -8.7). Worst pick: Carson Wentz (#3, -63.6).
The Tosche Station Power Converters · 6 picks · 6 graded
Average vs slot: -34.2 points · total -205.2 ÷ 6 graded picks · rank 10 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Nick Vannett (#51, -5.8). Worst pick: Laquon Treadwell (#2, -116.9).
Not The Beans · 2 picks · 2 graded
Average vs slot: -35.1 points · total -70.2 ÷ 2 graded picks · rank 11 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Branden Oliver (#48, -6.8). Worst pick: Paul Perkins (#12, -63.5).
Finn's Finishers · 10 picks · 10 graded
Average vs slot: -40.8 points · total -408.3 ÷ 10 graded picks · rank 12 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Mark Sanchez (#50, -5.8). Worst pick: Jared Goff (#4, -108.3).