Manager directoryCareer profile

The Drake

Jordan Umbach · 16 seasons across 2 leagues
nfl 203124 mfl Jordan Umbach
0
championships
99–113
overall record
.467
win rate
16
seasons
21,353
points for
Seasonal 95–104 over 15 Dynasty 4–9 over 1 combined is the headline; the split is what it is made of
The archive read

What the numbers say

The Drake's story is one of persistence across 16 seasons and 2 leagues. The 99–113 overall record and .467 win rate show the full shape of the career while the first championship remains the missing chapter.

Championship eraStill chasing the first oneThe open storyline
Best homeThe Funky Bunch.477 win rate
Most familiar foeKeetz10–16 over 26 games
Career shape99–113 overall.467 win rate

Wooden spoons 2

2018
2018 The Drake 5–8 · 12 teams
2019
2019 The LA Sweat 2–11 · 12 teams

Achievements 2

Best record, no title
10–3 and top of The Funky Bunch 2013, then lost in the playoffs
Founding member ×2
The Funky Bunch · Guardians of the Dynasty League
Every badge is computed from the archive, never written by hand. Records are scoped to a league — a 14-team redraft season and a 10-team dynasty season are not competing for the same record — and ties are shared, not broken. MFL titles come from the league's rendered playoff bracket, since its export API names no winner.

Luck

Kindest schedule+27.22023 · The Funky Bunch
Toughest break-24.72012 · The Funky Bunch

Over time, the breaks have nearly evened out. Luck here means actual win rate minus the rate those same scores would earn against every team each week.

2023
+27.2The Funky Bunch
2012
-24.7The Funky Bunch
2020
-21.6The Funky Bunch
2018
-18.7The Funky Bunch
2010
+14.3The Funky Bunch
2011
+12.9The Funky Bunch
2015
+12.7The Funky Bunch
2014
-12.5The Funky Bunch

The Funky Bunch

redraft nfl 2010–2024
0
championships
95–104
record
.477
win rate
15
seasons
20,082
points for

Season by season

YearTeamRecordPFPAFinish
2010 The Brett Favre's 9–4 1,176.81,110.8 4th
2011 The Justin Vincent's 7–6 1,075.11,076.9 6th
2012 The Drake 3–10 1,253.71,437.3 11th
2013 You're Probably Losing 10–3 1,395.41,178 2nd
2014 The Drake 5–8 1,182.11,219.6 9th
2015 Redstone 9–4 1,381.11,268.8 4th
2016 The LA Sweat 7–6 1,475.31,383.6 9th
2017 Aldean and the Boyz 7–6 1,308.41,317.4 6th
2018 The Drake 5–8 1,627.21,621.6 12th
2019 The LA Sweat 2–11 1,217.21,712.1 12th
2020 Taylor Gang or Addai 3–10 1,336.21,691.1 9th
2021 the la sweat 4–10 1,3351,636.5 11th
2022 the la sweat 7–7 1,468.51,470.2 10th
2023 the la sweat 10–4 1,362.81,275.4 5th
2024 the la sweat 7–7 1,487.51,505.3 7th

Head to head

OpponentW–LGamesDiff
Keetz 10–16 26 -537
Carson Nutter 12–10 22 +95
Christian Umbach 8–14 22 -163
CJ Nutter 9–12 21 -60
Jordon Nutter 8–12 20 -99
Bryan Stein 7–11 18 -64
the Skeet 3–13 16 -378
Talon Cain 5–6 11 -127
Colby Nutter 6–3 9 +46
Jared Nutter 4–5 9 -75
Austin Hammett 3–5 8 -45
Nick Moretti 6–2 8 +111
Josh Bayer 3–5 8 -144
Chad 3–3 6 +33

Best & worst weeks

WhenOpponentScore
best2018 wk11Christian Umbach168.3 – 104.9
best2018 wk7Colby Nutter163.6 – 97.1
best2024 wk3Christian Umbach160.4 – 122.4
worst2018 wk12Austin Hammett31.9 – 135.7
worst2011 wk8the Skeet33.9 – 81.1
worst2021 wk15Christian Umbach35.6 – 96.7
110
waiver moves
17
trades

Guardians of the Dynasty League

dynasty mfl 2015–2015
0
championships
4–9
record
.308
win rate
1
season
1,271
points for

Season by season

YearTeamRecordPFPAFinish
2015 I'm Probably Sweating 4–9 1,270.81,483.3 —
MFL seasons record no final placing, so Finish is blank there. The champion comes from the league's playoff bracket and appears in the case above.

Head to head

OpponentW–LGamesDiff
Talon Cain 1–2 3 -118
Jordon Nutter 0–2 2 -61
Bryan Stein 0–2 2 -123
Mike Marks 2–0 2 +40
CJ Nutter 0–2 2 -175
Zemar Loper 0–1 1 -79
Kelly Williams 1–0 1 +17
the Skeet 0–1 1 -26
Carson Nutter 0–1 1 -42
Josh Bayer 1–0 1 +51

Best & worst weeks

WhenOpponentScore
best2015 wk3Kelly Williams166.8 – 149.7
best2015 wk13Mike Marks127.1 – 124.1
best2015 wk7Mike Marks122.1 – 84.7
worst2015 wk8CJ Nutter70.6 – 129.6
worst2015 wk6the Skeet82.8 – 109
worst2015 wk9Jordon Nutter88.2 – 115.1
1
trades
1
draft-capital years

Longest-tenured players

PlayerSeasons heldStartsPointsYears
Tom Brady QB 110 2282015
A.J. Green WR 110 1922015
Adrian Peterson RB 111 1562015
Ben Roethlisberger QB 16 972015
Arizona Cardinals Def 18 692015
Chris Johnson RB 17 672015
Mason Crosby PK 19 662015
Jeremy Maclin WR 14 642015
LeGarrette Blount RB 16 602015
Arian Foster RB 13 562015
Tyrod Taylor QB 14 472015
Pittsburgh Steelers Def 14 382015
Counted over the MFL era only. The tenure itself is not bounded by it — MFL and Sleeper players are matched on shared external ids, so a player can be followed across the platform change.

Draft capital & cycle

YearPicks heldAcquiredRecordLean
2015 5004-9 win-now
“Lean” is interpretive: 3+ acquired picks reads as building, zero as win-now. A heuristic, not a claim.

Trades

dynasty picks outnumber players — dynasty trading is mostly pick trading
1
trades
1
partners
1 / 1
players out / in
0 / 0
picks out / in
2015–2015
span
Assets out and in are not meant to balance. The Drake sent 1 pieces and took back 1: 0 trades packaged more than came back, 0 did the reverse, 1 were even by count. Packaging depth into one better asset is a strategy, not an error — and a count says nothing about value, which is what grading will add.

Trade grades

-30
total, 3-season
—
per trade (needs 5)
0/1
trades won
A trade is worth what it PRODUCED, measured against a league-average starter at that position — Cam's call, and the stricter option: it asks "did he beat a typical starter", not "did he beat your bench". A pick is graded as the player it actually became, never a value curve. The headline horizon is three seasons. Grades are exactly equal and opposite: the measured production edge is zero-sum. Both managers may still improve their rosters or meet different needs. 0 of 1 trades are partial — at least one leg is a pick that could not be resolved — and are excluded from these totals rather than counted as zero.

Trade partners

PartnerTradesAssets outAssets in
CJ Nutter 111

Every trade

DateLeagueWith GaveGotAssetsGrade
2015-10-03 Guardians of the Dynasty League CJ Nutter Owen Daniels TE Vernon Davis TE 2 -30
Trades follow the person, not the account — The Drake is matched across every handle they hold on both platforms. Picks show the franchise they originated from where it is known. Resolved picks are valued as the players they became. Fully resolved trades feed the totals above; view trade evidence for original assets, resolved picks, timing, and horizons.

Off the wire 39

Each scored start is credited once, after its recorded acquisition and before the next recorded ownership change. Uncertain ordering and identities receive no wire credit. Gaps in historical transaction capture can still limit the totals. Attribution and coverage.

Seasonal

redraft Recorded order: 7th of 19
1,399
points landed
38
pickups that started
161
starts
PlayerLeagueSeason StartsPointsvs starter
Cole Beasley WR The Funky Bunch 2019 12 153 -3
Adam Vinatieri K The Funky Bunch 2014 15 137 +13
Victor Cruz WR The Funky Bunch 2011 11 127 +35
Matt Prater K The Funky Bunch 2017 14 120 +5
Green Bay Packers DEF The Funky Bunch 2019 13 94 -12
Jason Witten TE The Funky Bunch 2019 7 57 -15
Paul Richardson WR The Funky Bunch 2017 7 54 -32
Tennessee Titans DEF The Funky Bunch 2017 6 51 +1
Chris Thompson RB The Funky Bunch 2019 5 48 -22
Denver Broncos DEF The Funky Bunch 2012 4 47 +8
Adam Vinatieri K The Funky Bunch 2013 4 42 +9
Tim Hightower RB The Funky Bunch 2015 2 40 +17
Samaje Perine RB The Funky Bunch 2022 5 40 -28
Rob Gronkowski TE The Funky Bunch 2010 4 37 +11
Branden Oliver RB The Funky Bunch 2014 4 35 -11
Jake Browning QB The Funky Bunch 2023 2 34 +0
Gardner Minshew QB The Funky Bunch 2019 2 32 -6
Brandon LaFell WR The Funky Bunch 2016 3 29 -11
Kai Forbath K The Funky Bunch 2013 5 27 -15
Shaun Suisham K The Funky Bunch 2010 3 25 +3
Adam Vinatieri K The Funky Bunch 2019 7 23 -28
Russell Wilson QB The Funky Bunch 2012 1 22 +4
Alex Smith QB The Funky Bunch 2013 1 21 +4
Andy Dalton QB The Funky Bunch 2015 1 18 +0
Dion Lewis RB The Funky Bunch 2015 1 15 +3
Matt Bryant K The Funky Bunch 2014 1 13 +5
Noah Fant TE The Funky Bunch 2023 2 12 -8
Dawson Knox TE The Funky Bunch 2024 3 12 -20
Scott Chandler TE The Funky Bunch 2012 2 8 -5
Kevin Ogletree WR The Funky Bunch 2012 2 6 -13
Van Jefferson WR The Funky Bunch 2024 3 6 -33
Davone Bess WR The Funky Bunch 2012 1 5 -4
Nate Washington WR The Funky Bunch 2013 1 3 -6
Zach Miller TE The Funky Bunch 2012 2 2 -11
Daryl Richardson RB The Funky Bunch 2012 1 2 -9
LeSean McCoy RB The Funky Bunch 2020 2 2 -24
Sony Michel RB The Funky Bunch 2022 1 0 -13
Laurent Robinson WR The Funky Bunch 2012 1 0 -9
Scored over the season it was claimed in — the roster resets afterwards.

Dynasty

dynasty Recorded order: 26th of 27
13
points landed
1
pickups that started
2
starts
1
seasons with starts
PlayerLeagueSeason Seasons with starts StartsPointsvs starter
Graham Gano K Guardians of the Dynasty League 2015 1 2 13 -3
Scored over every season it kept starting, uncapped. Seasons with starts counts attributed seasons, not proven continuous ownership.
A productive pickup record includes attributed starts; unproductive claims are excluded from that denominator. Trade returns are graded separately on the trades board. Full board: the waiver wire.
The combined career total is a deliberate choice, and so is the split beneath it. Redraft and dynasty are genuinely different games, so the totals are always shown broken down as well as merged — the headline is the career, the split is what it is made of. Format is derived from league structure (future draft picks, taxi squad, roster size), never from the league name.

Identity: NFL.com resolves person → userId → teamId per season; MFL resolves person → real owner name → franchiseId. Both from people.seed.json. Nothing is matched on a display name.