Chad · Sat, Dec 31, 5:17pm
Congrats to Dirty Mike and the Boys for winning it all. Thank all you guys for letting me be part of the fun. It was good times.
Season archive
2011
The Funky Bunch · nfl · 12 teams · 92 games
D
League champion
Dirty Mike and the Boys
Jordon Nutter · 11–2 · 1,323.1 points
Title source: Archived NFL.com final standings.
Final standings
| Team | Manager | W–L | PF | PA | All-play | Luck | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | DDirty Mike and the Boys Champion |
Jordon Nutter | 11–2 | 1,323.1 | 992 | .720 | +13pp |
| 2nd |  kinky kongs |
Keetz | 7–6 | 1,238.1 | 1,160.2 | .601 | -6pp |
| 3rd |  Voluntary Demolition |
Christian Umbach | 9–4 | 1,213.9 | 1,080.9 | .518 | +17pp |
| 4th |  The 'So-Uhh's |
Austin Hammett | 11–2 | 1,429.5 | 1,237.9 | .745 | +10pp |
| 5th |  Roody Poo Candy Asses |
Chad | 6–7 | 1,071.1 | 1,193.2 | .416 | +5pp |
| 6th |  The Justin Vincent's |
The Drake | 7–6 | 1,075.1 | 1,076.9 | .410 | +13pp |
| 7th |  THE Mark Wallaces |
Mark Garner | 5–8 | 1,189.8 | 1,191.7 | .491 | -11pp |
| 8th |  Taylor Gang or Addai |
Bryan Stein | 5–8 | 1,180.9 | 1,258.6 | .509 | -12pp |
| 9th |  The Downstairs Cleanup Crew |
CJ Nutter | 5–8 | 1,180.3 | 1,268.6 | .536 | -15pp |
| 10th |  Shirtlesswednesdayrapbattelers |
Aaron | 5–8 | 1,056.4 | 1,138.3 | .339 | +5pp |
| 11th |  The Battle Gerbils |
the Skeet | 3–10 | 971.2 | 1,206.8 | .348 | -12pp |
| 12th |  The Moops |
Carson Nutter | 4–9 | 1,048.6 | 1,172.7 | .360 | -5pp |
All-play is the record a team would have had against every opponent every week — the schedule removed.
Luck is real win rate minus all-play, in percentage points. Voluntary Demolition ran 17pp ahead of their all-play; The Downstairs Cleanup Crew 15pp behind.
The season in numbers
Highest score
157.9
kinky kongs · week 14
Biggest blowout
118.9
kinky kongs · week 14
Closest game
0.5
week 10
Trades
6
253 waiver moves
Teams
12
11 with a logo
Draft
Best pick
Matthew Stafford
147th overall · +250.5 vs slot
Worst pick
Jamaal Charles
5th overall · -193 vs slot
Every pick is scored against what that draft slot historically returns — against
redraft drafts specifically, never a single pooled curve. A redraft, a 30-round startup and a
5-round rookie draft price the 40th pick completely differently, and mixing them would make every rookie pick look
like a steal.
Full explorer: drafts.html.
Trades
| Date | Between | Moved |
|---|---|---|
| Oct 23, 8:30pm | The Downstairs Cleanup Crew ↔ The Moops | David Nelson → The Moops DeMarco Murray → The Downstairs Cleanup Crew |
| Sep 11, 12:17am | The Battle Gerbils ↔ The Downstairs Cleanup Crew | Lee Evans → The Downstairs Cleanup Crew Jay Cutler → The Battle Gerbils |
| Aug 28, 12:13am | Dirty Mike and the Boys ↔ The Downstairs Cleanup Crew | Marshawn Lynch → The Downstairs Cleanup Crew Mike Sims-Walker → Dirty Mike and the Boys |
| Aug 18, 12:11am | Dirty Mike and the Boys ↔ The Downstairs Cleanup Crew | Mike Thomas → The Downstairs Cleanup Crew Jonathan Stewart → Dirty Mike and the Boys |
| Aug 8, 12:11am | kinky kongs ↔ The Moops | James Starks → The Moops Felix Jones → kinky kongs |
| Nov 23, 1:05am | kinky kongs ↔ The Justin Vincent's ↔ Waivers | Willis McGahee → The Justin Vincent's Mario Manningham → kinky kongs Darrius Heyward-Bey → Waivers |
What people were saying
Jordon Nutter · Mon, Dec 26, 9:16pm
Its official. Dirty Mike and The Boys get the gold!
Carson Nutter · Sun, Dec 25, 5:44am
I went from 3rd to last
Carson Nutter · Sun, Dec 25, 5:44am
3rd to last
Keetz · Wed, Dec 21, 7:39pm
no one thought id be here too clutch! beating austin
CJ Nutter · Tue, Dec 20, 7:32pm
Wow. I'd bet my bottom dollar that someone in my family is going to win the championship.
Jordon Nutter · Tue, Dec 20, 11:52am
Championship Two Years in a row!!!!!
CJ Nutter · Mon, Dec 5, 8:26pm
1st seed Austin' 2nd seed Jordon N 3rd seed Christian U 4th seed Zach Might Mouse 5th seed Jordan U 6th seed Chad Whitlatch Theres also a constilation playoff bracket for those of you who want to be in 7th place
CJ Nutter · Mon, Dec 5, 3:45pm
Whoever wins Chad vs. Aaron has the sixth seed in the playoffs. Sorry Mark and bryan you tried your best
CJ Nutter · Tue, Nov 8, 9:43pm
Well Well Well...look who's within striking distance of the playoffs!! Suck it bitches!
Carson Nutter · Tue, Nov 15, 6:39pm
Well Well Well look whos sucking balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Carson Nutter · Thu, Nov 3, 4:00pm
Man I just cant win in this league.....But on the other hand The Trinity West Bulldawgs are 10-0 going into the championship game. T-west.....Wash High WHOSE GONNA WIN IT?(It Better Be T-West)
CJ Nutter · Fri, Nov 4, 11:10am
i'm with ya bud. i'll take a real-life championship any day.
Mark Garner · Wed, Nov 2, 9:53am
im not losing the rest of my games dont get 2 excited lol
Jordon Nutter · Mon, Oct 31, 5:46pm
Kinky Kongs have a chance to overtake The So'uh's. Its coming down to the wire
Jordon Nutter · Sun, Oct 30, 5:15pm
Big Week in Fantasy If So Uh's lose Dirty Boys go to number 1 unless Witten score 30 points Justin Vincents have lost and go to 5-3 with Roody Poo only one win behind him if So' Uhs lose, Kinky Kongs go to 5-3 and will move up to 4th place Battle Gerbils are holding on to playoff hopes by a thread Moops, Taylor Gang, Rap Battlers, and Cleanup Crew are all but eliminated from the playoffs Remember the Division winners have the first 3 seeds regardless of their record and then its whoever has the best records from there on. It is possible for more or less than two people from a division to make playoffs.
CJ Nutter · Tue, Nov 1, 6:33pm
Ok so if i win out and let's say..mark loses the rest of his games i still can't make it? okay. got it.
Carson Nutter · Tue, Oct 25, 1:09pm
CJ I LOVE YOU.THANKYOU FOR GIVING ME MY FIRST WIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Jordon Nutter · Sun, Oct 23, 12:44pm
Ray has already won Roody Poo of the Week
Mark Garner · Sat, Oct 15, 3:29pm
i should be owner of the week lol after i beat undefeated jordan lol its cool tho!!!!
CJ Nutter · Sun, Sep 25, 4:15pm
LT seriously got 20 points against me?? It's official..I'm fantasy cursed.
Jordon Nutter · Sun, Sep 18, 4:35pm
Additional Risk: Aaron Started Micheal Bush over Frank Gore
Jordon Nutter · Sun, Sep 18, 1:06pm
Today's Risky Calls: Zach Decided to play the Broncos Defense over the Patriots Defense Cameron decided to play Jordy Nelson over Percy Harvin
Keetz · Sun, Sep 18, 12:30pm
im definately winning the worst player this week!thats right!
Jordon Nutter · Sat, Sep 17, 8:20pm
Im going to whip the Kinky Kongs into the submission
CJ Nutter · Sat, Sep 17, 10:26pm
You had a really good chance for a great pun here but you just kinda failed.
Jordon Nutter · Sat, Sep 17, 9:59am
Owner of the Week: Christian Umbach Not Owner of the Week: Mark Garner Game of the Week: Shirtless Rap Battlers vs. Justin Vincents Game to Watch Next Week: So Uh's vs. Downstairs Cleanup Crew For explanations view the League Story
Jordon Nutter · Wed, Sep 7, 5:40pm
Dirty Mike and The Boys are going to have a soup kitchen in the battle gerbils cage! Too bad Peyton Manning won't be there to see it.
CJ Nutter · Tue, Aug 23, 8:45pm
League Fees have been updated. Please refer to the league fee page if you wondering whether you owe money to the league or not.
CJ Nutter · Fri, Aug 19, 7:26pm
Hope you guys like the new picture for my team.
CJ Nutter · Tue, Aug 9, 9:58am
Attention League, you will be beaten, and then...your downstairs will be cleaned!
Jordon Nutter · Sun, Aug 7, 4:11pm
Dirty Mike and the Boys are going to beat all of you! Then we are going to have sex in your car!
Carson Nutter · Fri, Aug 5, 11:05am
hi
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