Mark Garner · Mon, Dec 10, 6:49pm
Well I guess Im out SMH...maybe next year
Season archive
2012
The Funky Bunch · nfl · 12 teams · 92 games
League champion
Long Distance Conection
Christian Umbach · 8–5 · 1,281 points
Title source: Archived NFL.com final standings.
Final standings
| Team | Manager | W–L | PF | PA | All-play | Luck | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | Long Distance Conection Champion |
Christian Umbach | 8–5 | 1,281 | 1,176.3 | .637 | -2pp |
| 2nd |  No Shoes No Shirt No Homo |
the Skeet | 11–2 | 1,348.1 | 1,032.5 | .646 | +20pp |
| 3rd |  Team Shrinkage |
Carson Nutter | 9–4 | 1,207 | 1,100.8 | .559 | +13pp |
| 4th |  Mighty Rats |
Keetz | 8–5 | 1,326.5 | 1,198.4 | .601 | +1pp |
| 5th |  dirtychicken |
Anthony Oliver | 6–7 | 1,117.8 | 1,159.7 | .460 | +0pp |
| 6th |  The Golden Taters |
Bryan Stein | 7–6 | 1,222.7 | 1,182.2 | .453 | +9pp |
| 7th |  The Leatherchests |
Chad | 5–8 | 1,224.9 | 1,189.3 | .609 | -22pp |
| 8th |  Return of the Crosby |
Austin Hammett | 5–8 | 1,018.8 | 1,251 | .333 | +5pp |
| 9th |  We'll Give it to Him |
CJ Nutter | 5–8 | 1,058.4 | 1,182.9 | .411 | -3pp |
| 10th |  The Catalina Wine Mixer |
Jordon Nutter | 6–7 | 1,298.2 | 1,353.9 | .565 | -10pp |
| 11th |  The Drake |
The Drake | 3–10 | 1,253.7 | 1,437.3 | .478 | -25pp |
| 12th |  Thunderbuddies |
Mark Garner | 5–8 | 1,012.7 | 1,105.5 | .242 | +14pp |
All-play is the record a team would have had against every opponent every week — the schedule removed.
Luck is real win rate minus all-play, in percentage points. No Shoes No Shirt No Homo ran 20pp ahead of their all-play; The Drake 25pp behind.
The season in numbers
Highest score
157.2
The Catalina Wine Mixer · week 9
Biggest blowout
86
No Shoes No Shirt No Homo · week 15
Closest game
0.2
week 13
Trades
28
393 waiver moves
Teams
12
12 with a logo
Draft
Best pick
Chicago Bears
117th overall · +143.2 vs slot
Worst pick
Greg Jennings
25th overall · -158.4 vs slot
Every pick is scored against what that draft slot historically returns — against
redraft drafts specifically, never a single pooled curve. A redraft, a 30-round startup and a
5-round rookie draft price the 40th pick completely differently, and mixing them would make every rookie pick look
like a steal.
Full explorer: drafts.html.
Trades
| Date | Between | Moved |
|---|---|---|
| Oct 4, 2:49pm | dirtychicken ↔ No Shoes No Shirt No Homo | Alfred Morris → No Shoes No Shirt No Homo Ryan Williams → dirtychicken |
| Sep 18, 12:21pm | Mighty Rats ↔ dirtychicken | Brandon LaFell → dirtychicken Calvin Johnson → Mighty Rats |
| Sep 14, 1:53pm | dirtychicken ↔ The Catalina Wine Mixer ↔ Waivers | Trent Richardson → The Catalina Wine Mixer Alfred Morris → dirtychicken Chris Rainey → Waivers |
| Sep 22, 12:21am | The Drake ↔ The Catalina Wine Mixer | Mark Ingram → The Catalina Wine Mixer Darrius Heyward-Bey → The Drake |
| Sep 19, 5:52pm | dirtychicken ↔ Mighty Rats ↔ Waivers | Calvin Johnson → Mighty Rats Brandon LaFell → dirtychicken Jacoby Ford → Waivers |
| Sep 18, 12:42am | Mighty Rats ↔ dirtychicken | Jonathan Dwyer → dirtychicken Fred Davis → Mighty Rats |
| Oct 6, 7:38am | The Drake ↔ We'll Give it to Him | Jay Cutler → We'll Give it to Him Mikel Leshoure → The Drake |
| Oct 5, 12:53pm | No Shoes No Shirt No Homo ↔ dirtychicken ↔ Waivers | Stevan Ridley → dirtychicken Randall Cobb → No Shoes No Shirt No Homo Beanie Wells → Waivers |
| Oct 4, 8:36am | The Golden Taters ↔ We'll Give it to Him | Mikel Leshoure → We'll Give it to Him Ben Tate → The Golden Taters |
| Oct 4, 5:11am | Mighty Rats ↔ The Golden Taters | Mikel Leshoure → The Golden Taters Percy Harvin → Mighty Rats |
| Oct 3, 7:30pm | The Golden Taters ↔ No Shoes No Shirt No Homo ↔ Waivers | Ryan Williams → No Shoes No Shirt No Homo Percy Harvin → The Golden Taters Golden Tate → Waivers |
| Oct 3, 7:30pm | The Golden Taters ↔ The Leatherchests | Robert Meachem → The Leatherchests Dez Bryant → The Golden Taters |
| Oct 13, 7:39pm | The Leatherchests ↔ The Drake | Michael Crabtree → The Drake Davone Bess → The Leatherchests |
| Oct 10, 12:23pm | Team Shrinkage ↔ Mighty Rats | Donald Brown → Mighty Rats Brian Hartline → Team Shrinkage |
| Oct 9, 8:09am | The Catalina Wine Mixer ↔ dirtychicken | Chris Johnson → dirtychicken Darren Sproles → The Catalina Wine Mixer |
| Oct 20, 12:49am | No Shoes No Shirt No Homo ↔ dirtychicken ↔ Waivers | Randall Cobb → dirtychicken Chris Johnson → No Shoes No Shirt No Homo T.Y. Hilton → Waivers |
| Oct 20, 12:49am | Mighty Rats ↔ The Catalina Wine Mixer | Fred Davis → The Catalina Wine Mixer Vick Ballard → Mighty Rats |
| Oct 30, 12:55am | The Drake ↔ The Catalina Wine Mixer | Mikel Leshoure → The Catalina Wine Mixer BenJarvus Green-Ellis → The Drake |
| Nov 10, 12:35pm | We'll Give it to Him ↔ dirtychicken | Dwayne Bowe → dirtychicken Andre Roberts → We'll Give it to Him |
| Nov 9, 12:44am | The Leatherchests ↔ Mighty Rats | Kenny Britt → Mighty Rats Calvin Johnson → The Leatherchests |
| Nov 18, 9:22am | Mighty Rats ↔ No Shoes No Shirt No Homo | Josh Gordon → No Shoes No Shirt No Homo Marcel Reece → Mighty Rats |
| Nov 17, 12:50am | Mighty Rats ↔ Team Shrinkage | Kenny Britt → Team Shrinkage Josh Gordon → Mighty Rats |
| Nov 17, 12:50am | Team Shrinkage ↔ dirtychicken ↔ Waivers | Titus Young → dirtychicken Dwayne Bowe → Team Shrinkage Chris Ivory → Waivers |
| Nov 17, 12:50am | We'll Give it to Him ↔ Thunderbuddies | Mike Wallace → Thunderbuddies Denarius Moore → We'll Give it to Him |
| Nov 15, 1:05am | The Catalina Wine Mixer ↔ We'll Give it to Him | Cam Newton → We'll Give it to Him Darren McFadden → The Catalina Wine Mixer |
| Nov 24, 12:41am | Thunderbuddies ↔ No Shoes No Shirt No Homo ↔ Waivers | DeSean Jackson → No Shoes No Shirt No Homo T.Y. Hilton → Thunderbuddies Jason Hanson → Waivers |
| Nov 24, 12:41am | The Golden Taters ↔ No Shoes No Shirt No Homo | Ahmad Bradshaw → No Shoes No Shirt No Homo Malcom Floyd → The Golden Taters |
| Nov 22, 8:59am | The Catalina Wine Mixer ↔ Mighty Rats | Julian Edelman → Mighty Rats Beanie Wells → The Catalina Wine Mixer |
What people were saying
CJ Nutter · Tue, Dec 11, 5:21am
no mark you're in.....THE RACHEL BOWL!!!
Mark Garner · Sun, Dec 2, 9:39am
Takin risk but benching RG3 and starting Eli...but Im out so I guess it doesnt matter (just let me beat Austin)
Mark Garner · Tue, Oct 16, 3:20am
I would survive if one happen haha
Mark Garner · Sun, Oct 7, 5:20pm
Great Job CJ...Almost had you lol! Damn I should have started Eli
CJ Nutter · Mon, Oct 8, 5:53am
haha thanks mark you too. good game
Mark Garner · Sun, Oct 7, 9:54am
LET THE GAMES BEGIN BOYS...GOOD LUCK!
Mark Garner · Mon, Oct 1, 8:22pm
Well now I am they let Bush run some thank God lol
Mark Garner · Mon, Oct 1, 7:33pm
Damn u Bush...Can u just get one more carry for 5 yrds and help me WIN!
Jordon Nutter · Mon, Oct 1, 8:15pm
Mark you're winning
Mark Garner · Sun, Sep 23, 7:56pm
Man I was the Oakland Raiders this week finally got a win! lol
CJ Nutter · Sun, Sep 23, 7:59pm
hahaha nice comparison
CJ Nutter · Thu, Sep 20, 8:08am
Big thanks to this stupid website for making me 4th for no effing reason and screwing me on waivers when every team that's better than me was ahead of me.
Mark Garner · Mon, Sep 17, 6:07pm
Great Week Ray.JD it was a good battle...hope I can just pull this one out lol
the Skeet · Mon, Sep 17, 6:52pm
Our last player will be the deciding factor now haha
Anthony Oliver · Sun, Sep 16, 8:24pm
how bad does somebody want calvin johnson? need a good offer
CJ Nutter · Mon, Sep 17, 6:53am
HMU playa
CJ Nutter · Thu, Sep 6, 7:47am
Sorry Mighty Rats..but We'll Give it To Him is about to give him....a spank on the ass!
Keetz · Wed, Sep 12, 3:40pm
waiitttttt whattt????
CJ Nutter · Wed, Sep 5, 10:37am
Rankings Bitch!
CJ Nutter · Tue, Sep 4, 11:51am
It's about to get real.
Bryan Stein · Sun, Aug 26, 12:09pm
T.O. is cut from the Seahawks....... Jordan is now in the market for another WR
CJ Nutter · Fri, Aug 24, 5:19pm
I'm selling Meacham for cheap. and when i say cheap, i mean CHEAP. get at me.
Keetz · Thu, Aug 23, 7:55am
i need running backs
CJ Nutter · Thu, Aug 23, 12:02pm
HMU playa
Carson Nutter · Mon, Aug 20, 6:52pm
wow i was looking at the matchups for week one and i saw the matchup DirtyChicken VS. Thunderbuddies This is truley a preview for the Ratchel
Bryan Stein · Mon, Aug 20, 1:42pm
now im really on the block looking for WRs haha now acceptong offers
CJ Nutter · Tue, Aug 21, 7:28am
haha you might want to start looking for quarterbacks too
Jordon Nutter · Fri, Aug 17, 3:10pm
RB's on the Trade Block, now accepting offers
Bryan Stein · Fri, Aug 17, 7:54am
I am in the market for trades, particularly for another WR
CJ Nutter · Fri, Aug 17, 11:08am
maybe We'll Give It To Him will give it to him?
Keetz · Fri, Aug 17, 11:52am
im willing to trade all my wrs for the right price
CJ Nutter · Tue, Aug 14, 6:08pm
I have an announcement. We'll Give it to him we'll not be giving it to him this year. Heard me!?
Jordon Nutter · Tue, Aug 14, 8:06pm
If you beat me, If you bust my nut, You're gone! It's the f**king Cataline Wine Mixer
Carson Nutter · Wed, Aug 15, 10:50am
Heard Dat
CJ Nutter · Mon, Aug 13, 12:56pm
You guys smell something?
Jordon Nutter · Mon, Aug 13, 1:07pm
Trades?
Carson Nutter · Mon, Aug 13, 6:32pm
how much jordon stinks
Jordon Nutter · Mon, Aug 13, 7:29pm
All I smell is the odor that's coming from carsons team. Gross
Jordon Nutter · Thu, Aug 9, 7:51pm
Check Facebook Message for Trophy Information
CJ Nutter · Mon, Aug 6, 10:50am
Divisions will be announced at the draft.
CJ Nutter · Mon, Aug 6, 6:13am
Draft T-Minus 2 Days!!
CJ Nutter · Mon, Jul 30, 9:25am
We need a draft date!
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