Seasonal 39–39 over 6Dynasty 23–29 over 4combined is the headline; the split is what it is made of
The archive read
What the numbers say
Austin Hammett's archive is built on 1 championship across 10 seasons. The overall record is 62–68, but the defining stretch is 2013; The Funky Bunch has been the strongest home, with a .500 win rate across 6 seasons.
Championship era20131 title in allBest homeThe Funky Bunch.500 win rateMost familiar foeCJ Nutter6–4 over 10 gamesBiggest draft bust (redraft)Le'Veon Bell at 1.02-207 vs slot
A dashed spoon is a
worst record, not a recorded last place: MFL and Sleeper record no final standing, so it is derived from
fewest wins. Solid spoons are a real recorded finish, which only The Funky Bunch publishes.
Achievements 3
Biggest draft bust (redraft)
Le'Veon Bell at 1.02 — -207 vs slot
Best record, no title ×2
Guardians of the Dynasty League · The Funky Bunch
Founding member
In The Funky Bunch from its first season, 2010
Every badge is computed from the archive, never written by hand. Records are scoped to a league —
a 14-team redraft season and a 10-team dynasty season are not competing for the same record — and ties are shared,
not broken. MFL titles come from the league's rendered playoff bracket, since its export API names no winner.
The ones you kept
Player relationships
Charles Clay is the longest-running thread in this manager's lineup history. Bar length is seasons started—not roster churn or bench time.
01
Charles ClayTE · 2016–2019
4 yrs
02
Drew BreesQB · 2016–2019
4 yrs
03
Golden TateWR · 2016–2019
4 yrs
04
Houston TexansDef · 2016–2019
4 yrs
05
LeSean McCoyRB · 2016–2019
4 yrs
06
New Orleans SaintsDef · 2016–2019
4 yrs
07
Cincinnati BengalsDef · 2016–2018
3 yrs
08
George KittleTE · 2017–2019
3 yrs
09
Harrison ButkerPK · 2017–2019
3 yrs
10
Kenny StillsWR · 2017–2019
3 yrs
Luck
Kindest schedule+20.12016 · Guardians of the Dynasty LeagueToughest break-15.42019 · Guardians of the Dynasty League
Over time, the breaks have nearly evened out. Luck here means actual win rate minus the rate those same scores would earn against every team each week.
MFL seasons record no final placing, so Finish is blank there. The champion comes from the league's playoff bracket and appears in the case above.
Head to head
Opponent
W–L
Games
Diff
the Skeet
3–6
9
-234
Bryan Stein
4–3
7
-27
Carson Nutter
2–4
6
-245
Josh Bayer
3–3
6
-165
Talon Cain
4–2
6
+250
CJ Nutter
1–5
6
-164
Jordon Nutter
2–4
6
-72
Kelly Williams
3–1
4
+31
Zemar Loper
2–1
3
+103
Matt Presto
1–1
2
+92
Derek Glover
1–1
2
-60
Nick Bayer
1–0
1
+2
Matt Smeltzer
0–1
1
-26
Best & worst weeks
When
Opponent
Score
best
2016 wk6
Zemar Loper
180.9 – 130.7
best
2018 wk13
the Skeet
179.8 – 155.2
best
2018 wk3
Derek Glover
176.8 – 156.9
worst
2017 wk5
Josh Bayer
78.2 – 130.8
worst
2019 wk6
the Skeet
91.7 – 181.8
worst
2017 wk10
the Skeet
92.2 – 125.5
15
trades
4
draft-capital years
Longest-tenured players
Player
Seasons held
Starts
Points
Years
Drew Brees QB
4
49
938
2016, 2017, 2018, 2019
LeSean McCoy RB
4
49
754
2016, 2017, 2018, 2019
Golden Tate WR
4
43
578
2016, 2017, 2018, 2019
Houston Texans Def
4
38
291
2016, 2017, 2018, 2019
Charles Clay TE
4
30
259
2016, 2017, 2018, 2019
Kenny Stills WR
4
18
130
2016, 2017, 2018, 2019
New Orleans Saints Def
4
10
82
2016, 2017, 2018, 2019
Cincinnati Bengals Def
4
9
53
2016, 2017, 2018, 2019
Ted Ginn Jr. WR
4
4
30
2016, 2017, 2018, 2019
Harrison Butker PK
3
33
322
2017, 2018, 2019
George Kittle TE
3
24
285
2017, 2018, 2019
Curtis Samuel WR
3
12
125
2017, 2018, 2019
Counted over the MFL era only. The tenure itself is not bounded by it — MFL and Sleeper players are matched
on shared external ids, so a player can be followed across the platform change.
Draft capital & cycle
Year
Picks held
Acquired
Record
Lean
2016
47
2
11-2
balanced
2017
51
3
7-6
building
2018
10
0
4-9
win-now
2019
10
1
1-12
balanced
“Lean” is interpretive: 3+ acquired picks reads as building, zero as win-now. A heuristic, not a claim.
Trades
dynastypicks outnumber players — dynasty trading is mostly pick trading
15
trades
8
partners
9 / 10
players out / in
17 / 14
picks out / in
2016–2019
span
Assets out and in are not meant to balance. Austin Hammett sent
26 pieces and took back
24: 5 trades packaged more
than came back, 4 did the reverse, 5 were even by count.
Packaging depth into one better asset is a strategy, not an error — and a count says nothing
about value, which is what grading will add.
Trade grades
-60
total, 3-season
-8.5
per trade
2/7
trades won
A trade is worth what it PRODUCED, measured against a league-average starter at that position —
Cam's call, and the stricter option: it asks "did he beat a typical starter", not "did he beat your bench". A pick is graded
as the player it actually became, never a value curve. The headline horizon is three seasons. Grades are exactly equal
and opposite: the measured production edge is zero-sum. Both managers may still improve their rosters or meet different needs. 8 of 15
trades are partial — at least one leg is a pick that could not be resolved — and are excluded from these totals rather
than counted as zero.
Trades follow the person, not the account — Austin Hammett is matched across
every handle they hold on both platforms. Picks show the franchise they originated from where
it is known. Resolved picks are valued as the players they became. Fully resolved trades feed the totals above;
view trade evidence for original assets, resolved picks, timing, and horizons.
Off the wire 39
Each scored start is credited once, after its recorded acquisition and before the next recorded ownership change. Uncertain ordering and identities receive no wire credit. Gaps in historical transaction capture can still limit the totals. Attribution and coverage.
Seasonal
redraftRecorded order: 10th of 19
923
points landed
29
pickups that started
93
starts
Player
League
Season
Starts
Points
vs starter
Phillip LindsayRB
The Funky Bunch
2018
11
171
+9
Tyler BoydWR
The Funky Bunch
2018
11
169
+12
Matt BreidaRB
The Funky Bunch
2018
11
147
-15
Arizona CardinalsDEF
The Funky Bunch
2013
8
98
+19
Pittsburgh SteelersDEF
The Funky Bunch
2018
8
50
-15
Terrance WilliamsWR
The Funky Bunch
2013
5
38
-7
Riley CooperWR
The Funky Bunch
2013
4
29
-7
Green Bay PackersDEF
The Funky Bunch
2014
3
26
-0
Jerick McKinnonRB
The Funky Bunch
2014
3
25
-9
Detroit LionsDEF
The Funky Bunch
2013
4
25
-14
Delanie WalkerTE
The Funky Bunch
2013
4
20
-12
Rashard MendenhallRB
The Funky Bunch
2012
2
18
-5
Knile DavisRB
The Funky Bunch
2014
1
17
+6
Marcedes LewisTE
The Funky Bunch
2012
1
11
+4
Jeff WilsonRB
The Funky Bunch
2018
1
11
-4
Denver BroncosDEF
The Funky Bunch
2012
1
10
+0
Blaine GabbertQB
The Funky Bunch
2011
1
9
-8
Ted GinnWR
The Funky Bunch
2013
2
9
-9
Ka'imi FairbairnK
The Funky Bunch
2018
1
8
+0
Andy DaltonQB
The Funky Bunch
2018
1
7
-12
Kellen WinslowTE
The Funky Bunch
2013
1
6
-2
Tennessee TitansDEF
The Funky Bunch
2013
1
6
-4
Allen HurnsWR
The Funky Bunch
2014
2
4
-14
Connor BarthK
The Funky Bunch
2011
1
4
-4
Mike WilliamsWR
The Funky Bunch
2018
1
2
-12
Ricky Seals-JonesTE
The Funky Bunch
2018
1
2
-9
Niles PaulTE
The Funky Bunch
2014
1
1
-6
Charles ClayTE
The Funky Bunch
2014
1
0
-7
Adam VinatieriK
The Funky Bunch
2013
1
0
-8
Scored over the season it was claimed in — the roster resets afterwards.
Dynasty
dynastyRecorded order: 13th of 27
1,037
points landed
10
pickups that started
104
starts
19
seasons with starts
Player
League
Season
Seasons with starts
Starts
Points
vs starter
Harrison ButkerK
Guardians of the Dynasty League
2017
3 →2019
32
305
+49
George KittleTE
Guardians of the Dynasty League
2017
3 →2019
24
286
+45
Josh GordonWR
Guardians of the Dynasty League
2017
2 →2018
12
145
-15
Adam VinatieriK
Guardians of the Dynasty League
2016
1
10
88
+5
Graham GanoK
Guardians of the Dynasty League
2017
2 →2018
9
71
-4
Ryan FitzpatrickQB
Guardians of the Dynasty League
2017
2 →2018
6
63
-44
New Orleans SaintsDEF
Guardians of the Dynasty League
2017
3 →2019
7
56
-1
Tampa Bay BuccaneersDEF
Guardians of the Dynasty League
2017
1
2
18
+2
Dustin HopkinsK
Guardians of the Dynasty League
2016
1
1
5
-3
Ben WatsonTE
Guardians of the Dynasty League
2017
1
1
0
-10
Scored over every season it kept starting, uncapped. Seasons with starts counts attributed seasons, not proven continuous ownership.
A productive pickup record includes attributed starts; unproductive claims are excluded from that denominator.
Trade returns are graded separately on the trades board.
Full board: the waiver wire.
In their own words
From the message board
2 posts across 1 season · 2010–2010
“Im looking to trade Jason Witten and Jacoby Jones. Make me an offer”
Pulled verbatim from the archived NFL.com league discussion board. Selection favors substantial posts about league action; the season page preserves the full conversation.
Chosen by games played against, trades made with, and leagues shared — computed, never hand-picked.
The combined career total is a deliberate choice, and so is the split beneath it.
Redraft and dynasty are genuinely different games, so the totals are always shown broken
down as well as merged — the headline is the career, the split is what it is made of.
Format is derived from league structure (future draft picks, taxi squad, roster size),
never from the league name.
Identity: NFL.com resolves person → userId → teamId per season; MFL resolves person →
real owner name → franchiseId. Both from people.seed.json. Nothing is
matched on a display name.