Season archive
2013
The Funky Bunch · nfl · 12 teams · 92 games
League champion
The Force
Austin Hammett · 8–5 · 1,246 points
Title source: Archived NFL.com final standings.
Final standings
| Team | Manager | W–L | PF | PA | All-play | Luck | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | The Force Champion |
Austin Hammett | 8–5 | 1,246 | 1,169.2 | .542 | +7pp |
| 2nd | You're Probably Losing |
The Drake | 10–3 | 1,395.4 | 1,178 | .720 | +5pp |
| 3rd | Dancefloor Goslings |
CJ Nutter | 8–5 | 1,322.9 | 1,131.4 | .643 | -3pp |
| 4th | Heyward-Bey Watch |
Bryan Stein | 10–3 | 1,269.5 | 1,191.9 | .565 | +20pp |
| 5th | El Diablo |
Keetz | 8–5 | 1,259.7 | 1,116.2 | .565 | +5pp |
| 6th | smittywerbenjagermanjensens |
Nick Moretti | 8–5 | 1,216.7 | 1,119.6 | .478 | +14pp |
| 7th | Kim Jong Un-Chained |
the Skeet | 5–8 | 1,212.5 | 1,390.3 | .554 | -17pp |
| 8th | The Alaskan Bull Worms |
Jordon Nutter | 5–8 | 1,137.6 | 1,304.4 | .411 | -3pp |
| 9th | The Broncos |
Christian Umbach | 6–7 | 1,313.6 | 1,295.1 | .584 | -12pp |
| 10th | The Soup Nazis |
Carson Nutter | 6–7 | 1,165.9 | 1,230.6 | .466 | -0pp |
| 11th | Cworld Mafia |
Chad | 3–10 | 1,106.5 | 1,191 | .329 | -10pp |
| 12th | The WANG |
Anthony Oliver | 1–12 | 885.2 | 1,213.8 | .130 | -5pp |
All-play is the record a team would have had against every opponent every week — the schedule removed.
Luck is real win rate minus all-play, in percentage points. Heyward-Bey Watch ran 20pp ahead of their all-play; Kim Jong Un-Chained 17pp behind.
The season in numbers
Highest score
144.9
The Broncos · week 13
Biggest blowout
81.4
The Force · week 9
Closest game
0.1
week 13
Trades
21
358 waiver moves
Teams
12
12 with a logo
Draft
Best pick
Matthew Stafford
80th overall · +162.5 vs slot
Worst pick
Darren McFadden
25th overall · -156.6 vs slot
Every pick is scored against what that draft slot historically returns — against
redraft drafts specifically, never a single pooled curve. A redraft, a 30-round startup and a
5-round rookie draft price the 40th pick completely differently, and mixing them would make every rookie pick look
like a steal.
Full explorer: drafts.html.
Trades
| Date | Between | Moved |
|---|---|---|
| Nov 22, 11:57am | El Diablo ↔ Kim Jong Un-Chained | Pierre Garcon → Kim Jong Un-Chained Jamaal Charles → El Diablo |
| Aug 12, 6:17pm | The Soup Nazis ↔ Dancefloor Goslings | Chris Givens → Dancefloor Goslings Vincent Brown → The Soup Nazis |
| Aug 13, 5:42am | The WANG ↔ El Diablo ↔ Waivers | Carson Palmer → El Diablo Ahmad Bradshaw → The WANG Mario Manningham → Waivers |
| Aug 11, 10:39am | Dancefloor Goslings ↔ The Alaskan Bull Worms | Tony Romo → The Alaskan Bull Worms Bernard Pierce → Dancefloor Goslings |
| Aug 10, 8:59am | El Diablo ↔ smittywerbenjagermanjensens | Matthew Stafford → smittywerbenjagermanjensens Andy Dalton → El Diablo |
| Aug 10, 8:59am | The Soup Nazis ↔ smittywerbenjagermanjensens ↔ Waivers | Adrian Peterson → smittywerbenjagermanjensens DeMarco Murray → The Soup Nazis Josh Brown → Waivers |
| Aug 6, 6:28am | The Alaskan Bull Worms ↔ Dancefloor Goslings | Bryce Brown → Dancefloor Goslings Vick Ballard → The Alaskan Bull Worms |
| Aug 3, 1:31am | Cworld Mafia ↔ The Alaskan Bull Worms | Emmanuel Sanders → The Alaskan Bull Worms Brandon LaFell → Cworld Mafia |
| Aug 2, 1:31am | El Diablo ↔ Heyward-Bey Watch | Golden Tate → Heyward-Bey Watch Ahmad Bradshaw → El Diablo |
| Aug 2, 1:31am | The WANG ↔ Dancefloor Goslings | T.Y. Hilton → Dancefloor Goslings Miles Austin → The WANG |
| Jul 30, 1:32am | The WANG ↔ The Alaskan Bull Worms | Darrius Heyward-Bey → The Alaskan Bull Worms Pierre Thomas → The WANG |
| Sep 19, 6:28pm | El Diablo ↔ The WANG ↔ Waivers | Rashard Mendenhall → The WANG Ray Rice → El Diablo Ahmad Bradshaw → Waivers |
| Oct 20, 9:56am | El Diablo ↔ The Alaskan Bull Worms ↔ Waivers | Darren Sproles → The Alaskan Bull Worms Steven Jackson → El Diablo Garrett Graham → Waivers |
| Oct 19, 9:51pm | The Soup Nazis ↔ The Alaskan Bull Worms | Rueben Randle → The Alaskan Bull Worms Joseph Randle → The Soup Nazis |
| Oct 17, 8:55am | El Diablo ↔ The WANG ↔ Waivers | Ray Rice → The WANG Brian Hartline → El Diablo Andy Dalton → Waivers |
| Oct 15, 5:03am | The WANG ↔ Dancefloor Goslings | Cam Newton → Dancefloor Goslings Aaron Rodgers → The WANG |
| Oct 24, 5:40pm | El Diablo ↔ The WANG ↔ Waivers | Brian Hartline → The WANG Pierre Garcon → El Diablo Mario Manningham → Waivers |
| Oct 23, 4:17pm | The WANG ↔ The Alaskan Bull Worms | Steve Johnson → The Alaskan Bull Worms Roddy White → The WANG |
| Oct 22, 1:05am | The WANG ↔ The Force ↔ Waivers | Larry Fitzgerald → The Force Steve Johnson → The WANG Coby Fleener → Waivers |
| Oct 31, 7:30am | You're Probably Losing ↔ Dancefloor Goslings | Nate Washington → Dancefloor Goslings Shonn Greene → You're Probably Losing |
| Oct 30, 5:12pm | You're Probably Losing ↔ Dancefloor Goslings ↔ Waivers | Vernon Davis → Dancefloor Goslings Tony Gonzalez → You're Probably Losing Jonathan Stewart → Waivers |
Every lineup, every week
Week by week
16 played weeks · 92 matchups · starters, bench, and reserve
You're Probably Losing
Dancefloor Goslings
Heyward-Bey Watch
El Diablo
smittywerbenjagermanjensens
Kim Jong Un-Chained
The Alaskan Bull Worms
The Broncos
The Soup Nazis
Cworld Mafia
The WANG