Season archive
2014
The Funky Bunch · nfl · 12 teams · 88 games
C
League champion
Chicken of the Cave
Jordon Nutter · 9–4 · 1,152.6 points
Title source: Archived NFL.com final standings.
Final standings
| Team | Manager | W–L | PF | PA | All-play | Luck | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | CChicken of the Cave Champion |
Jordon Nutter | 9–4 | 1,152.6 | 1,144.3 | .509 | +18pp |
| 2nd |  Corner Formerly Knownas Prince |
Bryan Stein | 10–3 | 1,365.1 | 1,158.1 | .702 | +7pp |
| 3rd |  Good Luck In High School |
the Skeet | 8–5 | 1,177.2 | 1,104 | .497 | +12pp |
| 4th |  The Gotham Rogues |
Austin Hammett | 6–7 | 1,114 | 1,181 | .416 | +5pp |
| 5th |  Dont send me poop pictures |
Anthony Oliver | 7–6 | 1,290.5 | 1,183.2 | .604 | -7pp |
| 6th |  The Mustard Seed Conspiracy |
Christian Umbach | 7–6 | 1,298 | 1,179 | .604 | -7pp |
| 7th |  Patio Date Rape |
CJ Nutter | 6–7 | 1,256 | 1,214.7 | .596 | -13pp |
| 8th |  Cworld Mafia |
Chad | 6–7 | 1,162.7 | 1,226 | .491 | -3pp |
| 9th |  The Drake |
The Drake | 5–8 | 1,182.1 | 1,219.6 | .509 | -12pp |
| 10th |  dont call it a cUMBACH |
Keetz | 4–9 | 1,055.1 | 1,223.2 | .329 | -2pp |
| 11th |  The Van Buren Boys |
Carson Nutter | 5–8 | 1,066.2 | 1,193.2 | .357 | +3pp |
| 12th |  Fresh Prince of DubTown |
Nick Moretti | 5–8 | 1,142.3 | 1,235.4 | .383 | +0pp |
All-play is the record a team would have had against every opponent every week — the schedule removed.
Luck is real win rate minus all-play, in percentage points. Chicken of the Cave ran 18pp ahead of their all-play; Patio Date Rape 13pp behind.
The season in numbers
Highest score
149.5
Dont send me poop pictures · week 8
Biggest blowout
70.8
Cworld Mafia · week 13
Closest game
0.1
week 15
Trades
8
281 waiver moves
Teams
12
11 with a logo
Draft
Best pick
Andrew Luck
62nd overall · +191.5 vs slot
Worst pick
Adrian Peterson
1st overall · -200.8 vs slot
Every pick is scored against what that draft slot historically returns — against
redraft drafts specifically, never a single pooled curve. A redraft, a 30-round startup and a
5-round rookie draft price the 40th pick completely differently, and mixing them would make every rookie pick look
like a steal.
Full explorer: drafts.html.
Trades
| Date | Between | Moved |
|---|---|---|
| Sep 5, 3:32pm | The Van Buren Boys ↔ Patio Date Rape | Eric Decker → Patio Date Rape Benny Cunningham → The Van Buren Boys |
| Sep 5, 10:42am | Chicken of the Cave ↔ The Drake | Greg Olsen → The Drake Justin Hunter → Chicken of the Cave |
| Sep 24, 9:17am | The Drake ↔ Patio Date Rape ↔ Waivers | Drew Brees → Patio Date Rape Cam Newton → The Drake Danny Woodhead → Waivers |
| Oct 12, 8:51am | The Van Buren Boys ↔ Patio Date Rape | Owen Daniels → Patio Date Rape Isaiah Crowell → The Van Buren Boys |
| Oct 16, 9:25am | The Drake ↔ Patio Date Rape | Lamar Miller → Patio Date Rape Brian Quick → The Drake |
| Oct 14, 8:29am | The Drake ↔ Patio Date Rape | Doug Baldwin → Patio Date Rape Marques Colston → The Drake |
| Nov 13, 6:09pm | The Van Buren Boys ↔ Cworld Mafia | Alshon Jeffery → Cworld Mafia Heath Miller → The Van Buren Boys |
| Nov 13, 4:22pm | Dont send me poop pictures ↔ dont call it a cUMBACH ↔ Waivers | Justin Forsett → dont call it a cUMBACH LeSean McCoy → Dont send me poop pictures Wes Welker → Waivers |
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