Season archive
2018
The Funky Bunch · nfl · 12 teams · 92 games
League champion
THANOS WAS RIGHT
the Skeet · 11–2 · 1,748.5 points
Title source: Archived NFL.com final standings.
Final standings
| Team | Manager | W–L | PF | PA | All-play | Luck | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | THANOS WAS RIGHT Champion |
the Skeet | 11–2 | 1,748.5 | 1,386.3 | .720 | +13pp |
| 2nd | Golden Taint |
Talon Cain | 8–5 | 1,701.5 | 1,585 | .671 | -6pp |
| 3rd | Pittsburgh Dad Segway Tours |
CJ Nutter | 8–5 | 1,499.4 | 1,429.5 | .435 | +18pp |
| 4th | Gin and Guice |
Josh Bayer | 7–6 | 1,540.4 | 1,576.4 | .417 | +12pp |
| 5th | Blaze and Cutter Do America |
Jordon Nutter | 8–5 | 1,528.6 | 1,586.9 | .441 | +17pp |
| 6th | dont call it a cUMBACH |
Keetz | 7–6 | 1,488.7 | 1,561.4 | .453 | +9pp |
| 7th | If Nick Moretti Played Futbol |
Christian Umbach | 6–7 | 1,483.3 | 1,649 | .497 | -4pp |
| 8th | Jordon Smells Like Butts |
Carson Nutter | 6–7 | 1,573.6 | 1,596.9 | .584 | -12pp |
| 9th | Cenanation |
Colby Nutter | 5–8 | 1,457.5 | 1,585.8 | .429 | -4pp |
| 10th | Cloud City Administration |
Austin Hammett | 3–10 | 1,401.5 | 1,430.2 | .369 | -14pp |
| 11th | 2 Gurleys 1 Kupp |
Bryan Stein | 4–9 | 1,467.1 | 1,508.2 | .429 | -12pp |
| 12th | The Drake |
The Drake | 5–8 | 1,627.2 | 1,621.6 | .571 | -19pp |
All-play is the record a team would have had against every opponent every week — the schedule removed.
Luck is real win rate minus all-play, in percentage points. Pittsburgh Dad Segway Tours ran 18pp ahead of their all-play; The Drake 19pp behind.
The season in numbers
Highest score
193.3
Gin and Guice · week 4
Biggest blowout
106.5
Cenanation · week 5
Closest game
2
week 8
Trades
0
217 waiver moves
Teams
12
12 with a logo
Draft
Best pick
Patrick Mahomes
125th overall · +273.2 vs slot
Worst pick
Le'Veon Bell
2nd overall · -207.4 vs slot
Every pick is scored against what that draft slot historically returns — against
redraft drafts specifically, never a single pooled curve. A redraft, a 30-round startup and a
5-round rookie draft price the 40th pick completely differently, and mixing them would make every rookie pick look
like a steal.
Full explorer: drafts.html.
Every lineup, every week
Week by week
16 played weeks · 92 matchups · starters, bench, and reserve
Golden Taint
Pittsburgh Dad Segway Tours
Gin and Guice
Blaze and Cutter Do America
dont call it a cUMBACH
If Nick Moretti Played Futbol
Jordon Smells Like Butts
Cloud City Administration
2 Gurleys 1 Kupp
The Drake