Columns show selecting teams in first-selection order. Multiple picks in one round stay together; replay follows overall pick order. Original ownership, where recorded, appears separately in the report cards.
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Every selection is listed below, without replay or hover. Year-one points minus the average for nearby overall picks (±6 slots) in completed seasons gives “vs slot.” Baselines pool in-scope leagues separately for redraft, startup, and rookie drafts. A letter grade requires at least five graded teams. Team grades rank average points above or below slot within this draft: A/B/C/D/F in 20% bands; tied averages share the best rank in their tie. Imports and incomplete scoring seasons receive no grade.
The Mustard Seed Conspiracy · 15 picks · 15 graded
Average vs slot: -3.4 points · total -51.7 ÷ 15 graded picks · rank 1 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Peyton Manning (#23, +122.0). Worst pick: Trent Richardson (#50, -99.8).
The Drake · 15 picks · 15 graded
Average vs slot: -4.3 points · total -63.8 ÷ 15 graded picks · rank 2 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Russell Wilson (#82, +186.6). Worst pick: Ryan Mathews (#39, -133.0).
Good Luck In High School · 15 picks · 15 graded
Average vs slot: -8.0 points · total -120.2 ÷ 15 graded picks · rank 3 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Colin Kaepernick (#91, +105.8). Worst pick: Torrey Smith (#54, -76.7).
Corner Formerly Knownas Prince · 15 picks · 15 graded
Average vs slot: -8.5 points · total -126.9 ÷ 15 graded picks · rank 4 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Matt Ryan (#108, +94.6). Worst pick: Robert Griffin III (#84, -81.4).
dont call it a cUMBACH · 15 picks · 15 graded
Average vs slot: -8.7 points · total -130.9 ÷ 15 graded picks · rank 5 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Jay Cutler (#117, +156.6). Worst pick: Wes Welker (#45, -112.3).
Dont send me poop pictures · 15 picks · 15 graded
Average vs slot: -13.2 points · total -197.8 ÷ 15 graded picks · rank 6 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Tony Romo (#79, +98.5). Worst pick: Reggie Bush (#18, -167.9).
The Gotham Rogues · 15 picks · 15 graded
Average vs slot: -19.0 points · total -284.4 ÷ 15 graded picks · rank 7 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Matthew Stafford (#53, +101.4). Worst pick: Doug Martin (#29, -126.3).
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Cworld Mafia · 15 picks · 15 graded
Average vs slot: -27.6 points · total -414.2 ÷ 15 graded picks · rank 8 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Andrew Luck (#62, +191.5). Worst pick: Victor Cruz (#35, -111.2).
Chicken of the Cave · 15 picks · 15 graded
Average vs slot: -30.1 points · total -450.8 ÷ 15 graded picks · rank 9 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Aaron Rodgers (#32, +173.8). Worst pick: Montee Ball (#8, -180.0).
The Van Buren Boys · 15 picks · 15 graded
Average vs slot: -31.3 points · total -468.9 ÷ 15 graded picks · rank 10 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Steven Hauschka (#166, +74.8). Worst pick: Zac Stacy (#22, -146.8).
Fresh Prince of DubTown · 15 picks · 15 graded
Average vs slot: -31.6 points · total -473.8 ÷ 15 graded picks · rank 11 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Philip Rivers (#96, +126.4). Worst pick: Adrian Peterson (#1, -200.8).
Patio Date Rape · 15 picks · 15 graded
Average vs slot: -35.1 points · total -527.2 ÷ 15 graded picks · rank 12 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: DeMarco Murray (#16, +77.1). Worst pick: Toby Gerhart (#33, -141.2).