Columns show selecting teams in first-selection order. Multiple picks in one round stay together; replay follows overall pick order. Original ownership, where recorded, appears separately in the report cards.
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Every selection is listed below, without replay or hover. Year-one points minus the average for nearby overall picks (±6 slots) in completed seasons gives “vs slot.” Baselines pool in-scope leagues separately for redraft, startup, and rookie drafts. A letter grade requires at least five graded teams. Team grades rank average points above or below slot within this draft: A/B/C/D/F in 20% bands; tied averages share the best rank in their tie. Imports and incomplete scoring seasons receive no grade.
John and Ted's Improv Theater · 15 picks · 15 graded
Average vs slot: +7.6 points · total +114.7 ÷ 15 graded picks · rank 1 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Cam Newton (#83, +261.5). Worst pick: Jeremy Hill (#14, -100.3).
Redstone · 15 picks · 15 graded
Average vs slot: +5.0 points · total +75.4 ÷ 15 graded picks · rank 2 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Tom Brady (#106, +261.4). Worst pick: Arian Foster (#10, -141.0).
Steel Beams · 15 picks · 15 graded
Average vs slot: +2.9 points · total +43.3 ÷ 15 graded picks · rank 3 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: St. Louis Rams (#157, +85.1). Worst pick: Bishop Sankey (#84, -81.9).
Wiemerskirch's Orgy · 15 picks · 15 graded
Average vs slot: -1.9 points · total -28.6 ÷ 15 graded picks · rank 4 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Devonta Freeman (#94, +167.1). Worst pick: Eddie Lacy (#3, -160.7).
Extra Zesty · 15 picks · 15 graded
Average vs slot: -3.0 points · total -44.6 ÷ 15 graded picks · rank 5 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Matt Ryan (#116, +146.6). Worst pick: C.J. Anderson (#20, -160.1).
Good Fantasy Team · 15 picks · 15 graded
Average vs slot: -4.8 points · total -72.5 ÷ 15 graded picks · rank 6 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Brandon Marshall (#48, +130.2). Worst pick: DeMarco Murray (#24, -133.9).
The Lil' Sebastian Janikowskis · 15 picks · 15 graded
Average vs slot: -7.6 points · total -113.8 ÷ 15 graded picks · rank 7 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: DeAngelo Williams (#152, +135.8). Worst pick: C.J. Spiller (#41, -128.5).
dont call it a cUMBACH · 15 picks · 15 graded
Average vs slot: -16.2 points · total -242.8 ÷ 15 graded picks · rank 8 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Philip Rivers (#127, +88.2). Worst pick: Joique Bell (#66, -107.4).
Dont send me poop pictures · 15 picks · 15 graded
Average vs slot: -20.1 points · total -302.0 ÷ 15 graded picks · rank 9 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Tyler Eifert (#122, +89.6). Worst pick: Jamaal Charles (#2, -116.8).
Just the Regular Zesty · 15 picks · 15 graded
Average vs slot: -21.7 points · total -325.3 ÷ 15 graded picks · rank 10 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Russell Wilson (#28, +146.2). Worst pick: Marshawn Lynch (#4, -132.8).
Halloween Stores in January · 15 picks · 15 graded
Average vs slot: -40.9 points · total -614.0 ÷ 15 graded picks · rank 11 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Mark Ingram (#43, +47.0). Worst pick: Charles Johnson (#67, -105.6).
Dez Nutts · 15 picks · 15 graded
Average vs slot: -47.2 points · total -708.1 ÷ 15 graded picks · rank 12 of 12 graded teams.
Best pick: Allen Robinson (#64, +121.6). Worst pick: Jordy Nelson (#16, -198.9).